Tag Archives: humor

Dear Mr. Spider, You just could not hold back temptation, could you? I was just eating corn and peacefully reading online about apartments. No, I wasn’t reading about how to eradicate Mr. Spiders from Earth. You missed the other several … Continue reading →

Dear Mr. Spider, You know generally I stay out of your way and you stay out of mine. This is an unspoken rule and I do my best to abide by it. Yet, why is it that you find a … Continue reading →

Dear Mr. Spider, First off: that was not funny! Yesterday I was going to write you a letter but I got distracted. The letter was going to congratulate you on your increased stealth skills and your most excellent cloaking device … Continue reading →

Dear Mr. Spider, Oh yes, Mr Spider, I see you up there in a tiny little corner in a location I cannot reach right next to the ceiling. Your cloaking device ain’t working today. You may think you blend into … Continue reading →

Dear Mr. Spider, I think you need to understand that “hiding” on a white surface is not very stealthy. In fact, you are quite noticeable in that “hiding” place. You do realize the color differences, right? I have been giving … Continue reading →