Sorry it took me so long to upload the video. It's been ready since last night, but my mom turned off the computer while it was uploading so I had to start again.
Most of the observations have already been explained in the thread, but if you want an audial version of the discussion, it's pretty much all covered in the video, which is located
here. Let me know if you have any technical difficulties! I hope this helps.
Update:I just got my mom to translate the page for us!
So the white blob that shows the family eating: the text says (I'm paraphrasing):
"Meals and going to the washroom — everybody does together!"
The little box with them eating says "meals"; the little box with the Mametchi on the toilet says "going to the toilet"; and the last one with the three characters making angry face says, "even fighting, we do it together!"
The thought bubbles coming out of the smiling globe are descriptions of all the different family types.
"Kuchipatchi family is a relaxed family that loves the hot springs"
"Mametchi family loves research and study"
"Memetchi family is vibrant and goes through their life cycle" <-- I think it lost something in translation
"Violetchi family is blooming like a flower"
"Gozarutchi family never skips any daily disciplinary actions" <-- this is why I love Japan
Now for the yellow blob at the bottom that's inspired so much speculation!
"Three Tamagotchi are born at a time"
"Marriage"
"Once they become parents, they eat meals together, go to the toilet together, and play games together"
"Once you fill up your family by having five family members, you get a pet"
The sumo-looking guys and egg-thingies at the bottom are labelled: "If you feed them too much, they become fat! And if you feed them too little, they become these egg thingies!"
(Everything's paraphrased from notes I took as my mom was reading it all out to me)
I hope that helps! Everyone's guesses were really close and really good. We are all very clever Tamagotchi detectives.
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