HERE'S THE POST YOU'VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!!
My batteries are here I can finally show you guys my beautiful new baby

This is it in its packaging :3

and this is what it came with, all for $4.99! >_< Great going, Value Village.
Here's the package:





Oooh, isn't it pretty? Let's pull the tab and get going!...

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WHAT THE LUMP, YOU GUYS. NO SERIOUSLY. WHAT. THE. LUMP.
It gives you the choice between this girl and this here derpy penguin:

so first I went with the girl.

it prompted me for a name.

'COW' it is.

I hate you.
I tried it out, and it sucks. Especially the sound, I'll upload some video I took of it, later, and you'll see what I mean.

Well, only one thing to do, then!

Darn, it's not even a legitimate CR2032. I can't take it and breathe life into a better pet.

Well, the least I can do is debark the thing.
Okay, now's not so bad. Let's try the penguin.

Gave me a stupid animation of an egg and then asked for a new name.

Ladies and Gentlemen, BUTTS the penguin.

Aww lookit him. I can't stay mad at you, it's not your fault you were abandoned in a thrift shop and I thought youd'd be legit because you were in the right sort of packaging~

We'll see how life with Butts goes.so far he hasn't been needy in the slightest.
(it's cool - you can hold C and it will slideshow all the screens on the stats menu! real tamas should do that)

oh hey I found the clock! bee tee dubs it never lets you set the time, nor the alarm it claims to have. Pressing more than one button at a time just corrupts the screen.
IN OTHER NEWS

oh my glob I cleaned my room look at all the nail polish~
COMING SOON: video of the thing. What should I call it? I think 'Girl b/w Derp Penguin' seems a tad lengthy...