Oh well it will be an adventure. Or a good laugh, most likely for everyone else as I try tell the matchmaker that she can't possibly believe I would actually mate with whatever the cat dragged in tama. Who knows though maybe she will bring a cutie pie but I won't be holding my breathe on that one either...

For real! Imagining having to mate with a Decotchi, or, Lord forbid, a

Paparatchi. It's one thing if it's your child and whole other when offered.
Fred and Barney (
cute 
), Ban and Dai....that shows you how long I've been out and about. Those are great names!

Did you get that grand piano yet?