Man I really am lazy

Gotta move my lazy butt and do this.
Okay. Soooo Ira and Kess have now gone and left me Shean (v1) and Yobi (v4). Shean is a Kuchipatchi, though I was aiming for Hanatchi. Yobi became in the Meme family (again!) and is now a Tosakatchi.
I read on a website about the Body and Heart needs. It said to get Hanatchi I'll have to be very careful about heart needs, but neglectful of body needs. So let me list 'em and say what I'm gonna do 'bout 'em.
BODY NEEDS
Food- I might starve it once and let the hunger hearts drop down to 1 another time and then treat it alright- maybe let the hearts drop down to 1 another time? Maybe even not fill up the hearts completely? Or maybe feed only at meal times?
Health- Well, I sorta HAVE to give it medicine. I don't particularly wish to lose 75+ generations.
Discipline- I'll just leave it when it needs punishment.
Exercise- I'll exercise it rarely. If I do, I'll avoid Jump. I will try to keep the weight under 70g.
HEART NEEDS
Happiness- Keep it full and only let the hearts drop to 3.
Sleep- Always turn out the lights when it goes to sleep and possibly before.
Comforting- I'll praise it when it needs it (almost immediately) and sometimes praise for no reason.
Exercise- When I play Dance, instead of doing as little as possible, try and do a lot.
Or I could try perfect care but no exercising.