Dear Mr. Spider,<\/p>\n
Oh yes, Mr Spider, I see you up there in a tiny little corner in a location I cannot reach right next to the ceiling. Your cloaking device ain’t working today. You may think you blend into that little area there… but I see you. I am watching you. Indeed I am.<\/p>\n
Don’t even think I have forgotten The Desk Event from a few days ago. (Seeing a Mr. Spider on the desk is okay. Reaching for something to kill him with and looking back to find him missing is when things are not okay! This resulted in a serious Emergency Desk Cleanup Event which was soon followed by a major Vacuuming Event)<\/em><\/p>\n Do you hear me typing a letter to you?<\/p>\n I see you getting all scrunched up further into that little corner, almost looking like a shadow. Almost. Not quite. Nice try, Mr Spider.<\/p>\n I’ll get you as soon as you are in arms reach. I really need to train up the Increased Target Range skill so I can surprise you with my abilities to get you even in those little ceiling corners you to gravitate to.<\/p>\n I am just sitting here and I might look distracted but no.. no no no.. I am still watching, don’t think I am not.<\/p>\n I see you Mr Spider… and you still still haven’t moved. You know… I know you know that I know you know I’m watching you… you know.<\/p>\n Surely you must also know that if you weren’t so far away.. if only you weren’t.. then you, Mr. Spider, would be Mr. Squishied.<\/p>\n So I sit and wait.<\/p>\n And you sit and wait.<\/p>\n Surely you understand I am just as patient as you are. We’ve played this game many times before. Sooner or later.. you know how this is gonna go.<\/p>\n Innocently waiting, Update:<\/strong> Dear Mr. Spider, Oh yes, Mr Spider, I see you up there in a tiny little corner in a location I cannot reach right next to the ceiling. Your cloaking device ain’t working today. You may think you blend into … Continue reading
\nKatherine<\/p>\n
\nAnd I just realized something… Mr Spider was in that corner… until now!! I saw him about a half hour ago, in that same spot up there by the ceiling. Now he’s disappeared!.. it feels like it might be time to vacate the house for a little while.. or you know.. for a few weeks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"